The No Post Post With More Posting Ideas

GARN! Forgot again! Now Saturday is almost gone and this is the first I've gotten around to writing a post. Sorry!

I think what I'm going to do today is give you several titles for blog posts, and you tell me which one to finish. And it'll be up on Monday.

#1. 'The Life of an Upside-Down Cake Farmer'

#2. 'An In-Depth Examination of Sir Major Professor Donald Donald Donald O'McMacDonaldson-Donaldworthton XVI' (With illustration, of course)

#3. 'Reporting Live from the Chess Olympics'

GASP! I Forgot! And I'm not making any cents!

I'm so most terribly ever so sorry! I forgot to do a post yesterday. Well...and I sort of procrastinated.

On a scale of one to ten, one being absolutely terrorific and ten representing ten thousand ducks lined up in a row, what would you say whelks rate?

That's pretty much the way my mind is processing right now. I think this schedule is driving me inane. Ant hat isn't a miss pilling of insane. No typo's in that last sentence. I meant to type it all. I cannot think strait write now, but at least I canned type all rite.

Any whey, you all have a swimmer-full wick end, and good buy.

Yet Another Blogger Blogging About NaNo.

Well! What a lousy blogger I am. Haven't blogged in two weeks! I fig'r I should blog about something. Or, perhaps, blog about nothing at all!

Hmmm...maybe not such a great idea. I'm thinking I couldn't fill up very much with nothing at all.

I know! I'll blog about NaNoWrimo, like everyone seems to be doing lately.

So with NaNo coming up in about a week, I'm done with my outline for my novel I'll be doing. I started about four days ago.

The stink of my fried brain permeates through the house, filling every single room.

But I'm done! So nyah to my lazy tendencies! Victory is MINE!

Now that I'm done with it, I just need to wait.

I'm not really worried that I couldn't write 50,000 words in thirty days. That comes down to about 1,500 words a day, which isn't too much. My biggest concern is that I'll run out of story before 50,000 words. As ridiculous as this may seem, I'm used to writing short, concise short stories, not novels.

But anyway, I think I stuck enough stuff in there to make fifty thousand words, so I should be good ;)