Just wanted to let you guys know...

...that I'm still here (but really busy), if there's still anyone out there.
I'm in the process of moving right now, but by mid January I ought to be settled in and I'll have my own computer to write (and draw) on. So just wanted to let whoever's around that I'm a-comin' back. Soon.

An Important Announcement of Greatly Portent Import

Well, my wonderful followers, in case you haven't noticed, I've been changing that motto thingy in the header for quite a while now. I can't decide what I wanted up there. That's supposed to capture the meaning of Vintage Spammy, summarize it in a small amount of words (no small task, let me assure you).
So then I had an idea. I'd let YOU decide! Yes, that's right! I'll be irresponsible and give the choice to you to make!
So I've narrowed it down to three perspective mottos.
#1: (What's up there right now) Redefining Lunacy.
#2: It takes only one madman to change the world.
#3: Auditing reality for maximum amount of silliness.
There's a poll at the bottom of the bottom of the page, asking YOU to decide which motto is best. You don't have to tell me which you voted for, because I don't want anyone getting in big fights over which is best (like that would happen). Or you can tell me, if you want. Just remember to actually vote ;)

Yet Another Announcement

And first of all let me allay your fears--nothing is being taken from the blog. Actually, I'm going to announce the addition of a new thing!

Starting next week, I'm going to do a drawing a week (I'll make a new page for it) for your enjoyment. I have one question for you, though.

Should I hand-draw the drawings, or make them on photoshop? Here's the pros and cons of photoshop:

Pros: Crisper, less messy images, easier to upload.

Cons: Harder to draw, don't have that drawing look to them.

And the pros and cons of hand-drawing:

Pros: Made with love, easier to draw, more classy look.

Cons: Messier images, I have to scan the drawings into the computer and then edit them on photoshop and then upload them.

So what do you think? Photoshop or hand?

In other news, I got tagged (for something or other) by Scott at Ergo, and I suspect this tag he tagged me with is poisonous or something, because it's from him. Not to mention the price on it is $123,456, 789.10 which is a very suspicious price. Anyway, he tagged me. So I have to now tell you where I hope to be in ten years and then tag ten people and they have to tell everyone where they want to be in ten years and then tag ten people who then have to...gosh...sounds like we're spreading some sort of viral infection.

So...in ten years, I hope...

to be ten years older,

to have never had acne,

to be a published author,

to have ten thousand more followers on my blog.

And that's pretty much all. And now...to tag you unlucky peoples...

Kevin, at Crazy and Crazier Thoughts of Kevin

Owllady, at Letter Go

Penny, at Penelope Barber

Glenda, at Schemer's World

Arnorris at The Norris Ranch

Martha at Skyewriting and Musings

William Wallace

William Howard Taft

William Edwart Gladstone

William Longsword

(Do not ask me to explain the last three) I bet that by now most of these people have already been tagged but 1) I'm too lazy to go and find other people to tag, and 2) I can't think of a whole lot of other williams (except for William Shakespeare, and I dislike him)

In other other news, I'm still getting very few comments! Buggrit. *Wanders off to find something else to nix*

A Not-So-Wonderful Announcement

Greetings, all ye who follow. I have an announcement to make.

In the last few weeks, since I introduced the thrice-a-week posting schedule, I have noticed two things:

1) A steady decrease in comments on posts.

2) A steady decrease in the quality of the posts [in my opinion, anyway]

3) Practically no increase in followers.

Therefore, this has led me to conclude that I cannot keep on with this schedule. It's just too tiresome to keep up, with zero benefits.

While I could never again give up blogging weekly, I'm afraid we're going to do away with the Wednesday post (not Quailzilla, mind you, just posting on Wednesdays). Posting will continue, however, on Mondays and Fridays. This is the final Wednesday post. And hopefully this will give me a little more time to rejuvenate from being burnt out by this schedule. So the thrice-a-week schedule is cancelled until further notice. I may bring it back, someday. But not any time soon.

That is all. Hope I didn't put a damper on anyone's day except for mine.

A most wonderful announcement!

Alrighty, friends, I have an announcement.

I don't know about you, but I'm fed up with the haphazard, once-or-twice-a-month, stupid, utterly retarded posting habits of that person, who was he now...oh yeah, me. Yeah.

Well anyway, I've just about had enough of him, so here's what I'm gonna do:

NEWWWWWW SCHEDULE! YEEHAW!

Starting Monday the 25th of January, Year of Our Lord 2010, Vintage Spammy will have three bright, shiny new posts every week. On monday, wednesday and friday, with the addition of the occasional announcement, which will be thrown in any-old-how (so as not to hamper the humor).

Hopefully I'll be able to bring in more followers (this and other ways) and if I get enough, I'll be featuring a contributer post once a month! Wouldn't that be cool! So, (puts on Hollywood smile and horn-rimmed glasses) tell all your friends about it, and tell them to tell their friends about it and we'll all be happy for ever and ever for just $29.99! (removes glasses)

So anyway, just wanted to let you all in on the bright new future that approaches.