Well, I'm sorry to say I just got a rejection from The Way Of The Wizard :( They didn't really like Say The Magic Word.
+++ERROR: HUMOR UNNAVAILABLE DUE TO CURRENT STATE OF SADNESS+++PLEASE REBOOT UNIVERSE+++PLEASE+++PRETTY PLEASE+++CAN'T YOU TELL I'M BEGGING HERE?+++
Anyway, I had so much fun writing Say The Magic Word, I guess I'll forgoe my crying session in the corner and try to find another home for it! :)
