But that doesn't stop me from blogging! I'd like to say I used my psychic powers to post this while skiing, but I can't. I have internet up here so I wrote this on Thursday (and it's weird typing this out, saying "I wrote this on Thursday" when it is Thursday) and scheduled it to come up today.
Spammy and the three warriors trudged up the mountainside, the wind nearly blowing their furs off.
Spammy wrapped his long beard around his neck like a scarf. "Are we there yet?"
"You asked that five minutes ago!" the lead warrior said, "And the answer is still the same! Another few days!"
A twenty-five foot tall man wearing nothing but a loincloth stepped out of the trees, with a horse-sized, winged lizard on a leash.
"Come on, my little Puky-poo, come on. Who's daddy's boy, mmm? Who's daddy's boy?" the giant-sized loincloth wearer walked on with his dragon.
"So..."Spammy said, "Is that the god we're looking for?"
"No." the lead warrior said, "He's bigger than that."