Things to Ponder--Toothbrushes

Why don't you ever hear about toothbrush models?

I mean, if you went outside today you probably saw a car or someone with a cellphone. And that car or cellphone had a model. People are constantly talking about these models. If you have a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti or and iPhone, you're instantly cool (and quite probably you're financially well off). If you have an Toyota Prius or a Motorola Droid you're pretty cool. But what about if you have an Oral-B Triumph? Or an Aquafresh Gel-Flex?

People often argue about what models of cars or phones or whatever are better. You could often hear a conversation like this:

First Guy: Duuuuuuude, Ferrari's are soooo much better!

Second Guy: Aston Martin pwns Ferrari, man!

First Guy: No way! Ferrari!

Second Guy: Aston Martin!

First Guy: Ferrari!

Second Guy: ASTON MARTIN!

First Guy: FERRRRRRAAAARRRRRRIIIIIIIII!

(Third Guy walks up)

Third Guy: Dudes, you're both wrong. iPhones are teh pwnxorx.

First Guy: ...

Second Guy: Dude, you're waaay out of it.

But you'd never hear a conversation like this:

First Guy: Oh dude! Have you seen the new Oral-B Triumph?

Second Guy: Yeah.

First Guy: Isn't it the most awesomist thing ever?

Second Guy: Nah.

First Guy: What? It's soooooo cool!

Second Guy: The Aquafresh Gel-Flex is cooler.

First Guy: No way! Oral-B rocks!

Second Guy: Aquafresh kicks butt!

First Guy: Oral-B kicks more butt!
Second Guy: No it doesn't! Oral-B sucks pond scum!

First Guy: ORAL-B IS SO MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN YOU OR YOUR AQUAFRESH!

Second Guy: NO! ITS! NOOOOOOOOTTTTT!

And of course, haha, all this arguing over whether the Oral-B Triumph or the Aquafresh Gel-Flex is cooler is silly and I'd never take part in it...

...Because I have a Colgate 360.