Sunday, January 17, 2010

A most wonderful announcement!

Alrighty, friends, I have an announcement.
I don't know about you, but I'm fed up with the haphazard, once-or-twice-a-month, stupid, utterly retarded posting habits of that person, who was he now...oh yeah, me. Yeah.
Well anyway, I've just about had enough of him, so here's what I'm gonna do:
Starting Monday the 25th of January, Year of Our Lord 2010, Vintage Spammy will have three bright, shiny new posts every week. On monday, wednesday and friday, with the addition of the occasional announcement, which will be thrown in any-old-how (so as not to hamper the humor).
Hopefully I'll be able to bring in more followers (this and other ways) and if I get enough, I'll be featuring a contributer post once a month! Wouldn't that be cool! So, (puts on Hollywood smile and horn-rimmed glasses) tell all your friends about it, and tell them to tell their friends about it and we'll all be happy for ever and ever for just $29.99! (removes glasses)
So anyway, just wanted to let you all in on the bright new future that approaches.


  1. For only 29.99?

    But wait, there's more!

    My schedule is Tue., Thurs., Sat., so there'll be no toes stepped upon.

  2. Yay! More Spammy! I look forward to your new schedule. :)

  3. @Martha--Yes, that's right, Happiness costs $29.99 for a lifelong subscription ;)

    @Zella--Oh good! I do believe you'll like them.


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