Tuesday, June 8, 2010

I Should Win the 'Most Forgetful Blogger EVER' award

Yes. I forgot to blog twice last week. And once this week. And this is the first time I've even thought about it!
I blame Rick Riordan. I was reading The Last Olympian.
See, usually I have a pretty passive relationship with reading. But when I start a book that I really like, I will cut off most other activities and just read. I did this with the Hunger Games as well (it took me less than two days to read that book). And so, with the final installment of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series in hand, I forgot about blogging.
That doesn't excuse last Monday, though. Oh well. I'll find an excuse for Monday later. And then I'll find an excuse for not finding and excuse for Monday now.
Anyway, forgetfulness is not my only reason for posting.

THIS is my other reason. Now, I would've uploaded a photo of myself to show you my beard and 'stache (which can only be seen with microscopic vision) but I forgot. And so I will accept this...this insult, from Scott of Ergo Humour. I swear, if a blogospheric war ever breaks out, I'm joining the side he's not on.
Anyway, apparently the package comes with instructions.
I. Thank the person who insulted you. Or 'awarded' you. Whichever you prefer to call it. Thank you, Scott. Does this mean you have to thank me for the assassin I just sent for you?
II. Place the logo on your blog. I did that. And no small amount of internal conflict preceded that decision, believe me.
III. Link to your nemesis. Unless your nemesis didn't give you this award. In that case, link to the person who gave you the 'award.'
IV. List up to six outrageous lies about yourself and at least one outrageous truthful account. Very well. Excuse me for a second while I breathe deeply and switch into outrageous liar mode (Oh yes, there's a mode) 1) I have actually painted myself with woad and charged naked (Picts ftw, baby!) at people.
2) I own four swords ranging from the mid ninteenth century to the early twentieth century, and have wounded myself on accident with all of them.
3) I once filled my own nostrils with plumbers putty.
4) I once filled someone else's nostrils with plumber's putty.
5) I have actually plotted out a plan to take over the world using plumber's putty.
6) I have seriously considered editing the Wikipedia article on Plumber's putty to include that people sometimes use plumbers putty to seal their nostrils, or, more rarely, take over the world.
7) I have used moldy donuts as weapons.
8) I have killed small woodland creatures just to try and teach the attracted ravens to say 'Nevermore.'
9) Plumber's putty.
Anyway, I'm having too much fun with that lying business (but there are several truth's mixed in there) so I'll continue.
Next on the list of instructions:
V. Insult seven other bloggers by calling them bald-faced liars. Alrighty.
1) Zella at Zella Kate and Grammatically Motivated.
2) Kevin at Crazy and Crazier Thoughts of Kevin.
3) Arnorris at The Norris Ranch.
4) Mercwriter at Merc Rants.
5) Plumber's putty.
6) Plumbers.
7) Putty.
Those last three were because A) I love plumber's putty, and B) Most of you have been tagged already anyway!

(Please remember to vote on the poll at the bottom of the page, by the by)


  1. I love the hunger games! I think I read it in a couple of hours

  2. May I attempt to guess at the truths/lies? :D
    I'm thinking 2 is true, because you had a fairly awesome sword in the ninja assassin video. Although I'm hoping you didn't really hurt yourself with every single one. :D
    I'm thinking 8 is also true, based on one of Scott's lies. 9 is not technically a truth or a lie, it's just one word, but I'll let that slip because plumbers putty is awesome. :D I have played with that stuff for more time than I shall disclose.
    This reminds me, I'd better get to blogging this myself! Worst case scenario, I won't have time for it 'til Saturday. D:

  3. @Amarantha--Yeah, I'm a slow reader. Two days is fast for me ;)
    @Feathers--Plumber's putty people ftw! I shant reveal the truths or lies yet (I'll copy Scott and reveal them in the next post, I think) but I will say that you are a very good guesser (not saying your good guesses are correct mind you, just very logical--and I'm not always logical, so who knows?)

  4. Thanks, Spammy! :)

    I think #2 is true, because Scott has told me he has swords, so I think you probably have swords, as well. (Don't cut yourself!)

    I think if #7 is not true, it should be. Moldy doughnuts would make an awesome weapon! :D

  5. :O
    I gots tagged whilst I was away :O
    I guess that means I need to drag out the ol' blog and do a post... meep.


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