Monday, March 1, 2010

Things to Ponder--Things to Ponder

How am I ever going to think up a blog post today?
Yep. That's what I'm pondering right about now. And it doesn't help that my brain wants a vacation for this week. I guess I might make one up as I go along...
I think the main reason I can never think up a blog post when I want to is because of the evil laughter I keep hearing, ringing in my ears. You know of tinnitis? Well, it's sort of like that. Except instead of ringing, I hear laughter. Evil laughter. And I have no idea why. Maybe it's because I'm always laughing evilly, but I really doubt it. Highly improbable, don't you know.
I also see strange images of a person who I cannot recognize, but looks extremely familiar, whenever I enter the bathroom. He appears on these odd-shaped sheets of reflective material that I see every time I walk into a restroom. I can't quite recognize his face, but I know I've seen him before. He mocks me, mimicking my movements and mouthing every word I say. It's terrible! And he's always laughing evilly, too. I don't know why.
This is having a terribly detrimental effect on my blogging. I simply cannot go on! Maybe I should stop going to the bathroom. Although that would be hard. And potentially very disgusting. I know! I'll blindfold myself whenever I'm going to go into a bathroom! Maybe I'll mimick him mimicking me! Ooh. But that could get complicated. Then he'd mimick me mimicking him mimicking me. And that wouldn't really make any sense.


  1. Oh. My. Rowling! I experience the same feeling whenever I enter the bathroom, too!
    You should try mimicking him mimic you mimicking him mimic you!

    ...I think.

  2. I think parodying his mimicry of your mimicking him mimicking you would be better. Everyone loves a good parody! ...Even if they're not really sure what it's of...

  3. What I want to know is what specific letters are going into the evil laughter.

  4. Ooh! I think it's an M, a W, and a ton of As and Hs :D

  5. And most definitely no Q's ;) (Although I think I detect Z's and Y's)

  6. Hmm, so like a "Mwa-zya-zya-ha-ha-zya!"?


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